Stacks and Pops give them a little taste of I'm a Hootchie Cootchie Man.  

Stacks, T-Bone, Pops, and the Professor indulged the crowd with a few of their favorites.  One particularly cruel observer commented that in his gray suit, Pops looked like a walrus.  Don't they know that fat, old people have feelings too??

Say, who's that ghostly figure on the left?  It looks like Plowboy.  Man, we thought he was dead.

Sadly, this is what middle-aged men do when the band can actually play Freebird.

Man, isn't T-Bone a picture of sophistication in his tuxedo?  And just think, for a long time he thought a cummerbund was a breakfast pastry.

After Freebird, things started to get ugly.  In spite of the best efforts of hotel security, a group of boys started sliding chairs across the floor with their impression of a choo choo train.  Hopefully, T-Bone and King Tonga realize this will be noted on their permanent record.