Voodoo Health Plan

To drunk to renew your Sterno prescription?  Well, worry no more.  Just follow the simple steps outlined below to brew up your own batch of Sterno.

Measure out one cup of calcium acetate.

Blend in four cups of ethanol.

Strain the mix into a mason jar through one loaf of bread (unsliced).

Mmmm, mmmm.  You'll be knocking back that healthy canned heat cocktail in no time.  Cheers!

[Medical Note :  Should the ingredients list above not be readily available, 'generic' drugs may also be used in place of Sterno, e.g., antifreeze, windshield washer fluid, paint remover, etc.  Results may vary.]